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Basic Level Mobile Phones at the rate below
$ 118.035 Rs.5000
Nokia 1110:
This is a Monochrome device with display size of 96*68 Px, internal memory of 4MB.As it is Monochrome there is no connectivity, no camera, and no entertainment. The only entertainment is pre-installed games. Ring Tones Polyphonic 20 channels MP3. As Nokia uses Symbian OS it has the standby time of more than 300 hrs. Frequency of GSM 900/1800 and talktime upto 5 hrs. The main use it has a battery that withstands for longer hours
Size: 104 x 44 x 17 millimeter
Weight: 80 g
Message: SMS alone
Games: 3 - Snake, Dice Games, Pocket Carrom
OS: Symbian
PriceRs.1,345

Model No. K320i
Send receive SMS,Picture messages,read and write email,Internet access,
connect in with Bluetooth and car calling safe.
Connect to Internet with GPRS and Inbuilt Modem.
Specifications:
Dimension: 101*44*18 mmWeight: 82 gms
Standby Hour: 360 hrs
Screen: 65 thousand colors
Memory: Inbuilt 15 MB
Connectivity: Bluetooth Infrared
Camera: VGA with Video recording
Frequency(Band): Tri Band
OS: Java
Price: Rs. 3,735
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MODEL:Motorola RIZR Z3
Features:
Quad band GSM with EDGE/GPRS
New, thin narrow slider form factor
Integrated stereo Bluetooth (class 2)
Enhanced voice recognition
2MP camera with 8x Zoom
Pre-loaded and Downloadable wallpapers, screensavers and ringtones
Internal 262K TFT Colour
Rich Pre-loaded & Downloadable games
Video Capture & Playback MPEG4 (15 fps), record up to 25 mins on embedded memory.
Call Management:
Call diverting, call barring, call waiting, call transfer, call hold, mute call, conference calling
Dedicated call timers
Recall last calls; last 10 calls made, last 10 calls received/missed, call number, time and date stamp.
Speed dialling, quick dial
Fixed dialling list
SIM card lock
Built-in hands-free speakerphone
Menu locks
Call Messaging:
MMS (Picture/photo+text+sound): :
Most Recent SMS contact list – makes texting easier
SMS with concatenated messaging
Performance:
Talktime: up to 360 minutes with Bluetooth off
Standby Time: up to 270 hours with Bluetooth off
Up to 20MB internal memory with up to 1GB external Micro SD memory card support
Bands: GSM 850/900/1800/1900
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This is a Monochrome device with display size of 96*68 Px, internal memory of 4MB.As it is Monochrome graphic -White Display there is no connectivity, no camera, and no entertainment. The only entertainment is pre-installed games. Ring Tones Polyphonic 20 channels MP3. As Nokia uses Symbian OS it has the standby time of more than 360 hrs and interface of 4-way scroll key. Frequency of EGSM 900/1800 and talktime upto 5 hrs. The main use it has a battery that withstands for longer hours....... Colors Red,Blue,Black.
Specification:
Size: 104 x 44 x 17 millimeter
Weight: 80 g
Games: 3 - Snake, Dice Games, Pocket Carrom
Ring Tones: Polyphonic Tones
OS: Symbian
Price: Rs.1,587
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Model:K510i
Receive emails, send email, MMS, text message, synchronize your calendar and contacts, Create photos, videos,personalized ringtones Connect through Bluetooth and USB Ports and PC synchronization etc.
Dimension: 101*44*17 mm
Weight: 82 gms
Standup Hour: 360 hrs
Screen: More than 200,000 Colors
Memory: Inbuilt 28 MB
Camera: 1.3 MP with Video Capture
Frequency(Band): Tri Band
OS: Java
Price: Rs.4,300
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SECURITY-TRACK-CONTROL-SMS
A new device with Mobile traker facility....
- Camera with the capacity to capture videos.
- Entertainment with Music Player and FM even on Speakerphone.
- Connectivity-Bluetooth with expandable memory upto 2 GB.
Bleu-453x
Specifications:
Dimensions: 106*44*15.2 millimeter
Weight: 82 gms
Standby Hour: 150 hrs
Talktime: 2.5-3 hrs
Screen: 65 thousand colors
Memory: Inbuilt 36MB
Frequency: Dual
OS: Java
Price:3,149
when you sit before computer the computer will say only this...
" The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.""And did he....?"
"Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."
The policeman spotted a jay walker and decided to challenge him:"Why are you trying to cross here when there's Zebra crossing only fifty feet away?
" Well", replied the jay walker , "I hope it's having better luck than me".
Courtesy:Fevorit
Once it so happened on a flight that James Bond was sitting beside a Telugu guy. Both were traveling to the US.
Telugu Guy : \"Hello, May I know your good name please?\"
James Bond : \"My name\'s Bond..(smiles and then says).... James Bond.\"
James Bond: \"And you?\"
Telugu Guy : \"I am Sai...
Venkata Sai...
Siva Venkata Sai...
Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai....
Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai...
Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai.....
Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai....
Bommiraju Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai....
James Bond faints
Cricket
When Cricketer Gavaskar finds out that there is a movie in Australia called 'Gavaskar,' he is very happy. He plans to watch it and gets a ticket for Australia at once. With great difficulty he manages to get a ticket and very happily he goes to see the movie. But when he comes out of the cinema he is very angry!
He goes straight to the director of the movie and says, 'What do you mean by this? You named your movie `Gavaskar`, but didn’t show anything about me in it!'
The director of the movie laughs and says, 'So now you understand the problem? You people too made a movie called `Border`, but did you show anything about 'Allan Border' in it?'
How To Catch A Lion
1. Newton's Method:
Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. This implies you have caught the lion (Assuming that you're alive).
2. Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.
3. Schrodinger Method:
At any given moment, there is a positive probability that the lion should be in the cage. So set the trap, sit down and wait.
4. Inverse Transformation Method:
We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it. Perform an inverse transformation with respect to lion. Lion's in and we are out!
5. Thermodynamic Procedure:
We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows every thing to pass in it except the lions. Then sweep the entire forest with it.
6. Integration Differentiation Method: (my personal favorite)
Integrate the forest over the entire area. The lion is somewhere in the result. So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t. the lion to trace out the lion
1 Never help a techie
There is a good old barber in India. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: `I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service`. Florist is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a Thank You Card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.
A Confectioner goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber he again refuses to take the money. The Confectioner is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a Thank you Card and a dozen Cakes waiting at his door.
A Software Engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber again refuses the money saying that it was a community service. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there......
A Dozen Software engineers waiting for a free haircut... with printouts of forwarded mail mentioning about free haircut.






























